I still remember someone getting docked for pronouncing suede like “swede”.

Terry Zwigoff, the director of Bad Santa, just tweeted last month that every time he mentioned wanting to cast Mira Sorvino, the Weinsteins would hang up on him.

I think she has Sarah Palin Syndrome and that she loves the publicity and the attention more than actually running. I’m happy to be wrong.

I went to a brunch on New Year’s Eve where drag queens performed the Reputation album straight through. I love the album so I was *living*. This cost $10 not counting the meal and was probably more fun than the concert will be.

It’s brand new (and a goddamn eyesore - my parents live just north of it and when you drive on the highway, it looks like a big purple ship). I think they’ve only had a few concerts there. Kenny Chesney flew in a few days early and had his own sound engineers tinker with the place.

Yep, that’s where I got confused. She didn’t play a stadium last time she was in my city, so I wrongfully assumed she had played arenas everywhere else. Thanks for clarifying!

This is why I was wrong about stadiums for 1989. I could have sworn she was at Xcel last time!

You’re right! I was mistaken.

You’re right! My bad.

That movie NEVER gets old. I am sure I’ve seen it 200 times.

Someone in my break room is crunching on carrots right now. The *worst*. I loved Connie as the morally corrupt Faye Resnick!

Interestingly enough, Roseanne was originally cast but had to back out due to an injury.

Nowhere mentioned in this article is that Taylor is doing a stadium tour this go-round, which have more seats than arenas. One of her venues this year is the same one that’s hosting the freaking Super Bowl.

Part of it is that she has NEVER been a dancer. Even in the Adventures of Mimi tour — the height of her comeback is 2006 — the choreography is slight and camouflaged by having her surrounded by frenetic dancers while she does very little (I do the same when I go out, and tell my friends that I studied at the Mariah…

I work at a store that carries the Puma x Fenty line. Most of it is obviously not for me as I am a 30-ish white dude, but some of it I want to rock the FUCK out of, societal norms be damned.

NYE used to be my favorite day. Last year my life was really messy and I spent January 1st in a psych ward. At least I can only go up from there. I want to go out this year but not with anybody I know. I want it to feel like a totally clean slate.

Earlier this year I noticed an epidemic of people wearing SUNDAY FUNDAY tees and sweatshirts in the middle of the week. I was equally perturbed.

Rosie O’Donnell found out she had what doctors call the “widowmaker”. She didn’t go to a doctor right away because she didn’t think it was a heart attack. She said women should remember HEPPPP.

The victim survived the attack. The girls are not murderers.

Ugh, now I miss Letterman.