Carole also said from the get-go that she only had three good summers left and that he would eventually want to be with someone his own age so he could have children. Which is probably true but also kind of sad.

OMG, there’s an entry where she runs into him at a restaurant and yelld “I had your abortion!” in front of everyone.

ME WANT FOOD!

Yet he wrote an entire album for Aaliyah. Which, yes, gross because she was literally his child bride, but he can’t be entirely illiterate as he can write music and lyrics. I wonder if he’s just intellectually lazy.

But they *did* do welfare checks. The Buzzfeed article mentions one at the guest house in Georgia and one in Chicago. The houses were immaculate and no one was home. I agree that it will take one of the victims or enablers to speak up the loudest.

Didn’t they write that episode because the “real” Kramer sued Larry David?

DARE to keep a kid off drugs

They were on her YouTube channel.

I remember in her recaps that Katya, who would comment on EVERYTHING, would only say that Nelsan was quiet.

That was Big Tobacco’s way of still getting teens. Teens want to think they’re adults, not their actual age.

I feel it is fairly common in male-male couples. I know a few whom we call The Twins.

I lived there for a year in an attic apartment with no A/C. Can still remember having three fans running, sitting in my underwear, and then a fuse would blow and the fridge would shut off. “You live in New York City, how EXCITING,” my friends back home would say, but I really just wanted to find an outdoor pool.

“The Bronx is Burning” is ostensibly a sports book, but really touches on how heat makes people go batshit crazy. Especially if they’re poor and the electric company cuts off the A/C and a serial killer is on the loose.

Casey Wilson and Chelsea Handler both have widower fathers, and they talked about this on the latter’s old talk show. In their cases, their fathers were older, and they suddenly became stir-crazy womanizers.

I went to the second one as a 10-year-old gay boy with my parents and brother. I subscribed to Entertainment Weekly so had already read the cover story about it, in which Maclachlan responded to the lack of diversity. Also, both Fiona Apple and Sheryl Crow admitted to self-mutilation and made it sound like it was…

I was at the Minnesota one and there was a full moon, too! She sang “Angel”. I was probably too young to really appreciate it, but my father now wants it sung at his funeral.

She also had nodules that she tried to “work through” instead of surgically repairing.

Mottola also wanted Mariah to have a buttoned-up, chaste presence about her. It wasn’t until after her divorce in 1997 that her music and her looks became more sexualized (the “Honey” video, the first single off the “Butterfly” album, was her middle finger to him).

She’s a new spokesperson for some kind of Dead Sea-inspired cosmetics line, and the pictures are affiliated with that.

Speaking of RHONY, when they say in the post that the Snapple guy is staying at “Princess Radziwill’s house”, do they mean Carole?