Same with the Alicia Machado thing. Kellyanne Conway, all you have to do is tell him this: “I think the American voters would rather hear me talk about real ssues as opposed to a beauty pageant that happened a long time ago.” Instead he takes the bait. I shouldn’t complain as I’m voting for HRC, but this doesn’t have…

She turned it down because of the wanting-to-kill-children angle of that movie.

If you can find a cheap copy of her book “Celebrity Detox”, BUY IT. It’s not perfect as she often writes in this really flowery language, but it’s a behind-the-scenes look at what life was like on “The View” that year, and how betrayed she was by Barbara Walters continuing to be friendly with The Donald at the height…

That must feel so gross. I’m sorry.

My Marsha’s vagina is in a museum!

That was her Oscar clip. I still remember!

I saw this by myself at a discount theater. The part where Cameron Diaz biffs the MTV audition because she can’t read the teleprompter broke my heart.

Also, the specific amount in the ransom note was also the amount that John’s bonus was that year, and there was a specific phrasing in that note (something like “don’t try to be smart” -- I can’t remember specifically) that Patsy was known to commonly say.

Kate McKinnon ended her speech by saying she missed her father.

I’ll never forget the producers, at the reunion, asking Maven Huffman about he and Alexis having “a homosexual moment” and Alexis very calmly saying, “I wouldn’t consider that to be a homosexual moment, by the way.” It was surprisingly informative to my teenage mind.

I had it on cassette. It was always so epic when the Batman movies came out, with all the fast food tie-ins and everything. I think McDonald’s had frosted mugs.

Every now and then I have horrible bouts with asthma and my doctor puts me on prednisone for a little time. I’m a hyper little fellow and the first time he said, “I’m a little worried because you’re already pretty squirelly.” I can’t imagine having to be on that stuff full-time. I hope your daughter is staying strong.

We were staying in this part of Manhattan over the weekend and this place ALWAYS had a long line regardless of the time of day. My friend kept wondering what the fuss was about.

You’ll probably have to rent a car if visiting because Paisley Park is in Chanhassen, an affluent suburb about 30-45 mins away from the city (but somewhat close to the airport). I was driving to my work shift at Mall of America and got horrendously lost during construction and ended up in that city. Nice people.

Nevermind. Thought you were saying the Cannon marriage was fake! #comprehension

I had a college professor that would very politely ask to see an obituary every time a student used “funeral” to explain an absence or delay in a test or assignment. I totally get it.

So sorry to hear.

I grew up listening to her and was pleasantly surprised to find that while she is a Christian, she’s rather progressive in her views about gay people. Entertainment Weekly did an article on her last year and recapped a call in which a woman called, lamenting that she hadn’t spoken in to her son in years because he was…

Yes. I don’t know if the Ephrons ever admitted it, though.

One of my closest long-distance friends just moved back to town and she’s all about going to places where you dress up, get bottle services, all that. We made plans for the weekend and I told her money’s kinda tight. She suggested getting apps and drinks at a place SHE wanted and she’d cover my tab. I can’t complain…