She used to be a local anchor in Minneapolis! I wish I had some good dirt.

Kathy is a teetotaler.

I’m seeing Declans all over my news feed when acquaintances procreate. I think it’s one of those names that nobody was using five-ten years ago so everyone think’s it unique, and then everybody starts using it. Ditto Lachlan.

I still think the “Aidan” boom came because of Sex and the City and no one can convince my otherwise.

I wonder if Esme is only popular because of Reneesme in Twilight. Before that, I had ONLY heard of it because I live in Minneapolis and we have a longtime local news reporter named Esme Murphy. Her adopted daughter is also named Esme.

I once shamelessly flirted with a 21-year-old who told me his name was Kale. “That’s a vegetable,” I said. “I’m WKIF and I’m a fruit.”

I work in retail and every now and then they play a version with the genders reversed. Doesn’t make it any less creepy, people.

There should have been one only because it was a blockbuster success and all three leads were willing to do it, but Paramount Pictures thought its success was a fluke and they balked when the women wanted a salary hike due to said initial success.

I’m all about checking with friends and peers in your industry about knowing what offers are good. I do stand-up comedy along with a regular job, and when I first got asked to do an out-of-state performance, I had NO idea how much to ask for, and if I would be asking for ridiculously little or ridiculously too much. I…

I had to work with Michele Bachmann in a professional setting once. There was a snafu that was not her fault, things were wholly time-consuming and complicated, AND SHE WAS SO NICE DURING THE WHOLE THING. I still wouldn’t plan a day trip with her.

Yeah, Jax was giving them a hard time about it on Twitter. When Jax is the bastion of how to conduct oneself in public, you have a problem.

My twin brother CONSTANTLY tried to put me in the SharpShooter. Sometimes he still does it and we are almost 30.

Are they not counting covers? People often don’t realize that Mariah wrote the damn song.

I always listen to her first Christmas album and I might even prefer her cover of “Christmas (Please Come Home”). I work in retail and they insist on playing all these different covers of it, and I am like NO. MARIAH OR BUST. There are also a bunch of unnecessary covers of AIWFCIY. Why did Cee-Lo Green feel the need…

I initially bought it for my mom as a Christmas present and read the whole thing in under an hour (I mean that in a good way). I used to live across a tiny grocery store with a book exchange and I donated it there. I hope someone is reading it and enjoying the hell out of it.

Amy Robach had a double mastectomy last year, so I would consider her to be a badass as well.

There was a thing where Tommy Motolla took a song she was going to do and gave it to J Lo and that was post-divorce and things got MESSY and then Mariah did Glitter and we all know how that went. Old wounds die hard.

She has a great vocabulary!

My best friend is in Paris right now.

I hope she developed butt acne and randomly fell in poop in an area where poop on the floor should never have been an expectation.