After voting Republican once.

Burke must have fucked up the link. I clicked on it but instead of a hoo-hoo ha-ha sketch, all I got was an actual Spicer briefing. Sad!

Posted this above but relevant here too. If Muslims are forced constantly separate themselves from every suicide bomber/terrorist and must prove to society that they are one of the “good ones” then you can be sure white women should have to claim this.

I don’t know how to convince people not to be racist. I’m white. I don’t know how to convince white people not to be racist or anti-gay anymore than anyone else. I understand lots of people here saying I have a better chance than they to try, and sure I do speak to my family members when they say dumb and or horrible…

But harassing the FUCK out of Barak Obama for his fucking birth certificate wasn’t demoralizing???

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I can see you

Thank god for Brandon McCarthy.

They were both bizarre in their texting, like they were having different conversations. Neither of them made any sense.

That was awkward as fuck. I’m so glad I’m not single and I don’t have to text new people anymore.

You are doing god’s work.

There are worse things she could do.

How dare you supply the internet with facts! Again, how DARE you!!!!1!!!

OMG Californians, how I love you all the way from Florida. May we all resist with such humor and intellect!

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

Leslie Jordan not Leslie Jones. I was very confused for a second.

Cornier than a Mormon Tabernacle Choir performance emceed by Garrison Keillor in Mitchell, SD.

For one second, I thought mandatory Crocs was an actual thing. We’re sure it isn’t, right?

Contrary to popular belief, Grown adults != babies.