Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban.
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Some perspective on how historic this is:
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That's a pretty dumb idea of what constitutes private.
You really think a supervisor made it?
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This is hucksterism at its most irrelevant and, yet, most spineless. Carly Fiorina may, somehow, be the saddest clown in this whole show.
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“Goddamn Obama just lets people steal things now and doesn’t even care.” -Drunk father in law looking over my shoulder as I read this article. Merry Christmas!
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