Who gives an everloving shit.

Weird, I didn't know Kara Brown worked at Microsoft.

Rethink every life decision that led up to this point?

sure, but the 'woke bae' feature at jezebel is still posted without irony

The worst thing Gawker has ever done is try to force the word “Bae”

No, just people pretending to be young and hip. Like Gawker and Jezebel writers.

meanwhile you should see the thirsty ass gawker staff at a microsoft party . . . they eat that shit up

The email is cringeworthy youthspeak, but no worse than what Gawker writers routinely use.