I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

Yes, and that more important thing he needs to remember is how to implement his policy about breaking up the banks.

Yeah, stupid Hillary with her research and planning and policy and basically knowing all of her shit. It’s almost like there’s a ephemeral reason why she needs to always come off prepared and not wing it like the rest of the people in the election.

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

Actually that WAS shade.

YES. THANK YOU. The double bind that women face in these situations is so fucked up that I just can’t. To ignore that some of her stances were formed by the fact that she is a woman is naive and if we want any female candidates that don’t have to take that road, we need to fucking talk about it now while HRC is giving…

You don’t believe a word he says and that’s why you’re not worried if he’s chosen for the highest elected position in the country?

“if she had just started out in today’s climate, she might not need to be so hawkish, but that’s only true because anyone doubting whether female candidates are capable as commander in chief or merely fragile doves HAS BEEN DISPROVEN by HRC herself in role as senator, Secretary of State, and presidential contender.…

I believe you. I also believe the Economist when they assessed that Trump’s election would pose a substantial risk to the global economy. Even if her money is elsewhere, she might get dinged too, unless she invests somewhere that will benefit from a trade war with China and Mexico?

“Sarandon, a vocal Bernie Sanders supporter who’s been campaigning for him, said she understood why many Sanders fans might have a hard time voting for Clinton if she takes the nomination. OK. We’re with you.” Who is “we” in the last sentence? Bernie supporters not voting for HRC or HRC supporters not voting for…

Then have fun with another generation of a conservative SCOTUS.

Just speaking for me, but i consider most stuff made and uploaded to YouTube crap. When the standards for acceptance is almost no standard, it diminishes the effect of what’s being seen. You have to be accepted to the Tribeca FF, and since they only approve a select number of films, it gives your work an imprint of…

Didn’t you know? Bernie is, like, all cool and shit. So cool he couldn’t even bother to find one woman to hire to one of the top ten most highly-paid positions in his campaign. Worse than Marco Rubio, even. But we’re a feminist site, so of course we’ll just keep shitting all over Clinton for... well, reasons.

Weird. I actually thought this bit was awesome. What makes it cringeworthy is how true it is.

Transporting 60 pounds of coke into L.A.? I guess someone didn’t tell her that Lindsay lives in London now.

I stayed with it a little over half way through then turned it off cause I didn’t laugh once.

I think friendship endings are really hard-sorry you had to go through that, Brook! I always cling to friendships long after it’s clear that the other friend is starting to drift away. So I think your ability to more immediately recognize the toxicity of this particular relationship (and let it go) is admirable!

I didn’t know she had a show.

Fair enough — in such circumstances, I tend to resort to a simpler, or anyway easier strategy, of which the main components are (a) snark, and (b) moral evasion, or cowardice if you prefer. Oh, and (c), laziness — as in, I’m too lazy to look up the video of that Fox News debate, and form my own, unmediated opinion.

Here, have one of the greatest videos ever to grace the Internet: