Yes, this! I don’t need a backstory on why the end product isn’t my forte. It isn’t because of decisions purposefully made at the expense of potentially better story telling. The consumer isn’t always right, but this ain’t retail. The business is getting my peepers on the screen with something I’d like. You either do…

Dude, you selling them farts or is that only for your own consumption. This is some James Lipton level stuff ;)

Sure but to not anticipate this is shooting yourself in the dick on maximizing profit. 

Perfect Conman Reference. 

No, we gonna iconoclast some shit unlike Boomers. 

My kinda iconoclast

And yet still no classes on how to play baseball. Perfect. 

Is he using a bat that’s ratio equivalent to normal bats? cause there aint no way he isn’t going yard half the time.

What they want us to believe: “We are the most authentically funny people on Twitter”

Few ideas:

The artichoke dip that I made as a prep cook in a bar/restaurant. Glad you asked.

Can you hold the mayo for artichoke and or crab dip?

Right?

Same, I went from mayo hater to mayo lover but for me the trick was having home made mayo and seeing it at its best. Now I eat fries with mayo and mayo alone.

And that’s for you to own. 

This! There’s something to be said for liberation from expectations but there’s also something to be said for having that itch scratched. I don’t think there’s anyone who doesn’t want to feel attractive, really, rather it’s that liberation from expectations is never followed up with ‘and you’ll feel hot in ways you…

Posts like yours crack me up for a reason - some women operate under the delusion of hard consequence of how they be. Like the worry that “If I don’t meet these metrics, I’m screwed outta getting screwed”. Really the way you get dumped on for not measuring up are in other more subtle social dynamic ways. Friend groups…

There’s surely gotta be a balance between not self loathing and being a brainless consumerist cog that laps up whatever makes you feel validated. 

And why I’ll dick punch anyone who thinks tennis sucks.

Then you’re a credulous dupe.