LF Rikimaru, and/or Ayame, and/or Onikage.

Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition.

Give me mashed turnips or give me death.

I'd like to submit mashed turnips.

Someone get this to /r/lefthanging.

Agreed. Best story of all the classes.

LF Tom Jenkinson

A turd in the tide pool was the knife that did me in.

The term hipster, much like trolling, is getting thrown around too fucking much. Compounded by the fact that it's super vague. Can't take you seriously.

Kind of looks like a miniature T-Rex.

"I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious."

Even better, "FREE BIRD"

His weight has nothing to do with what he is discussing.

I miss my nipple...

I miss my nipple...

There is no room for honor on the streets.