several years. musta been one helluva long lunch.

After rehab.

I’ve been out to lunch - when did Kesha stop spelling her name “Ke$ha”?

lol

I like what she said here. I refuse to like her last three singles. I haven’t met her, so that’s as close to an opinion on Ariana the Person as I can get.

Fellow straight lady here, would not kick her out of bed.

He was married previously and then became celibate after the divorce. Which, man. I don’t think I could hold out that long with Ciara, and I’m a (mostly) straight lady.

I have always been a fan of hers, but I feel the need to state this again: holy shit is Ciara striking! That bone structure is insane.

CUTE! I wonder what the ring is gonna.....

I was like, “I don’t see a picture of the ring, maybe if I watch this video I’ll be able to catch a glimpse of—ARGH! I’ve been blinded!”

Honestly I am completely unable to wrap my mind around the size of that ring.

Strangers this attractive should not be wasted on not-boning.

but probably not...now there’ll just be jokes about how bad the sex was since she didn’t “test drive the car”, blah blah blah. gag, yawn.

good. now maybe everyone can stop making fun of them for being celibate.

Shuffling through snow unperturbed and eating. Margie is always planning her next meal before she’s finished her last bite.

I refuse to admit that it has been twenty years. Also “Oh jeez margy” is in my family’s lexicon. I’m a Texan.

“and then this execution type deal” is one of my favorite ways to end a list. Best line ever.

“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.”

IF YOU THOUGHT FRANCES MCDORMAN WAS DELIGHTFUL IN NORTH COUNTRY, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

Speaking as an artist—I understand why artists have such unkempt workspaces. And that is because we are much more worried about getting actual work done. Unless the messiness gets to a point where it hinders work, we really cannot care less whether or not the workspace looks like the post-apocalyptic ruins of an…