That is true, but she’s dead wrong about not liking Mad Max. HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE MAD MAX!?!?

Best Supporting Actress

Fuck, my 2016 resolution was to remember which one is Evans and which is Pine, and I still don't know.

I didn’t realize Revenant had any special effects, I thought bear was real

A bad season of The Wire is still better than a lot of other TV.

Wut

i hated a lot of chris’ monologue. i hate this ‘these arent REAL problems!!!’ attitude and the whole audience laughing hard after he mentioned lynching- yikes

Love the “thank you” scroll at the bottom. It’s the Oscars’ not so subtle way of saying, “KEEP IT SHORT!!!”

Missed opportunity: “Emily Blunt and African American oscar winner Charlize Theron”

Maybe I’m just in a sour mood, but I find this too depressing to even be funny. They’re pretty much the two most well known black women in the world (okay, maybe she’s in the top five) and someone can’t tell them apart, when they don’t even look at all similar.

Oh for fuck’s sakes.

What.

I want Ryan Gosling to win, just by being there

KATE SPEAKS TRUTH

Bless their heart.

My son wasn't impressed with bearded Captain America. Mom had to disagree.

OH MY GOD THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

Oh no.

Someone is going to be fired.

I literally just fell over laughing at this.