Ahhh I came down to write a Derelict comment!

First thought was Derelict before I even opened the article.

I have never seen an article that was asking for a Zoolander reference so hard.

Is this just promo for Zoolander 2?

Chelsea Peretti’s right: “awkward” for some seems lazy tweet shorthand for “Opps, sober today, wtf is everything?”

The Dream of the 1890s Is Alive in San Francisco

I can confirm that Kristen Bell is both adorable and the size of Tinkerbell.

A while ago I was walking in a businessy part of San Francisco’s Chinatown at 8am and got whooshed by a dude on a skateboard with carefully coiffed hair, a comically large paper cup of coffee, and really strong weed fumes. I was so impressed. That seemed to be a lot to already have done by 8.

So Kevin Hart got a short holiday

New goal: Have a life where I can wonder on Monday what color nail polish I’m wearing this weekend. That or be the ice cream guy.

Shakira’s that tall? <3

I had his glasses in 1990. They were flip up sunglasses too*. I almost wish I still had them.

Funny Kevin Hart Day isn’t December 21 because that is the shortest day of the year! Ohh middle school burn!!!

Robert Lopez: For all you know, that guy’s a private equity/hedge fund/currency speculation gazillionaire.

Coco seems really concerned about pop plagiarism. Though I’ll admit that when I was a new mom, I was unnaturally concerned about when they were going to take away my holiday fudge-dipped Oreos.

Vegemite, now sold in cubes!

9/10 would believe this is candy.

When you meet one, you'll shit bricks (too).