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“When Russia beat us to space, we didn’t try to deny it. We didn’t hire scientists to disclaim the validity of that fact. Instead, we put our best and brightest together and built a space program, and 12 years later we were walking on the moon.”

I mean... DAMN GIRL!!!!!

Lol poor Kendall

This is my new favorite episode, because the Connie/Steven dynamic is precious. Steven’s reaction to Connie telling him she had been afraid he would never age but “now we can grow old together” was sad and it hit home to anyone who’s ever lied about who they were. And I loved that Steven’s subsequent freakout was

It even has a pun built in! 10/10

If we’re going full emo here, he definitely needs more eyeliner.

10/10. Would wear.

If it’s any consolation to all the Vikings fans, this is exactly how the Seahawks fans felt at the end of the Super Bowl last year...

I’m having such a shitty Friday that I actually appreciate this.

Still can’t hate on Gwen because “Spiderwebs” and “Just a Girl” my jams when I was 12. No shame!

For real though, Carrie Fisher, you’re drunk. Go home.

Hey, my 90’s were *also* filled with multiple flower arm tats like these! Except they were temporary tats and I was in elementary school. Either way, I can now officially say I have something in common with the badass queen of alt.

Ha, I read the whole article JUST to find out who they were. Well played, sir!

The real travesty is that this woman lives in a part of the world that hits -22 degrees Fahrenheit for half the winter. NO THANKS!!

This is the best part. Run little man, run!

Ha, all her tweets make me somewhat depressed...

No idea what Monster High is, but I googled those dolls and dammnnnnnn I want one too!

Saw this and was like:

If it’s any consolation, I know Disney has TONS of plain-clothes security guards patrolling the park. I’m sure they have them keeping an eye on things just outside of the park too.