Can I ship my neighbors kids to you for a few years? LOL

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! PANCAKES ARE GOD’S GIFT TO HUMANKIND!!!

That was wayyyyyy more comprehensive than I expected. I don’t think I was ready for the sheer volume of insta-endorsements.

YES! This is exactly what I thought of too.

Happy birthday, ‘Clueless!’

Someone did this study in the sixties and had the same results. I’m not surprised, but I am really disappointed that things haven’t changed…

So I know ‘Ghostbusters’ is going to get a ton of backlash because shitting over political correctness is a thing now (and only going to get bigger with the election coming up) and I’ve already heard complaints along the lines of “why did they need to make it all women because POLITICALLY CORRECT MONSTER RAWWWARRR”…

Miles of bosoms. Miles of thighs. Miles of soft, white stomachs. Miles of long sleek legs, and miles and miles of film strips showing illicit passion, nakedly revealed on an 8-foot high screen.

My manager interviewed someone named Chris Pratt today. I said “THE Chris Pratt?” She said, “...wait, who? I don’t think I know a famous one.”

This deserves more stars.

Ughhhhhh, not this again.

Personally I’m all for it, but in this political climate I don’t think it will pass. People gripe enough about paying taxes for schools, let alone something as heated and divided as abortion.

I had one aunt who chose to hyphenate her last name, and one aunt who chose to keep her birth last name - with them of them, the kids just got the husband’s last name. I know that probably won’t fly with everyone, but it worked for them.

Congratulations! That's huge.

Please say you had a picture?

Mommy Schmidt is cool, but I really just want more Titus.

PINOOOOOOOOOT- NOOOIRRRR!

Sending lots of love your way!

Reading a lighthearted book (the back and forth eye motion helps), wearing a sleep mask, and learning to mentally shut off the voice in my head that wants to ruminate about work helped me. Let your partner know too - s/he might be able to help with the baby & toddler a few nights each week. Good luck!

My guy and I keep the door closed. We’re both in agreement that sexy takes on many forms, but shitting ain’t one of them!