Yeah it got a bit tense there for a bit...

I hate all the trumps with the burning fire of a thousand suns, and wish them nothing but unscratchable genital itching, but he’s not wrong.

I worked in advertising (I no longer do because it’s evil and adds nothing of value to the world but I digress), and an ad like that by a huge company like Dove (or the parent company Unilever) goes through a LOT of people. This was not a handful of tone deaf idiots, this was a lot of tone deaf idiots. Baffles the…

Also he fucks horses.

Ahahahahahahaha

I finished reading this post and (out loud) asked my computer, “is there anything good in the world anymore?”

I just put my shoes on and made sure I had keys, lipbalm, and tissues in case anyone gets the sniffles.

Raises hand

Everyone is welcome. But we’re leaving in exactly 20 minutes or this will just become a huge production, and we’ll never get out the door.

Can I go for that walk with you?

Yes: somebody has been hired to make sure a brothel is worthy of O.J. Simpson.

So sorry that this (or something similar) happened to you. 🌸

I get it. And I think most of us have been there.

My goddess... the man even rapes POTTED PLANTS.

Yes.

Anyone who wants to know “why these women waited for so long to tell their stories” has got to be trolling at this point.

True love is real.

It is quite a gag.