All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

One of the most classy women in showbiz. Nothing but respect and well wishes.

There are occult messages being sent.*

My thought exactly. I was all beaming how I’d have slayed that category, and then I knew for sure those bastards would have ruled I was wrong on a technicality.

Who is Krill Minton?

I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

No, I actually know who those are! But at the tender age of 31 and not having a mind for political history, my Presidential knowledge does not go earlier than Bill playing the sax on “Arsenio”

I would’ve said “Who are the Oakland Raiders?” and flipped over my podium when the judges ruled against me.

Hey, in fairness to my esteemed governor, he did tell everyone that if they didn’t get out they were on their own.

He did it so he would look like a Good Guy™

My mother has worked in a nursing home for approximately 30 years and I can tell you that the number of fucks administrators give about their residents lies squarely between zero and none.

Well that’s convenient.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

People may not have noticed this, but his actions really fit his last name because “Weiner” is a slang word for the male penis.

“... what the President is doing to this country” not “... what the President is doing for this country”.

And I love what he’s doing ***to*** this country

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

If anyone is interested in donating twitter is also a good place, here is one of the good ones:

I freaking love this dog so much with the cute little googles and her protective socks. I feel for Mexico, my parents homeland and I’ve donated what I can and hope others can too. It’s a beautiful country with amazing people and even more amazing puppers like Frida.