Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

Good thing there wasn’t a ban on short sleeve shirts anywhere, you know, local.

Its been a good week between this and Ann Coulter getting treated like crap on her Delta Airlines flight. Its the little things...

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

“Mommy, look I’m in the big-boy truck!”

Oh, Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Not just a gender traitor to women, like Kellyanne Conway, but a transgender traitor. Only our current political moment could have barfed up such a perverse and unappealing idea.

Predictions:

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Woah. This makes perfect sense.

He ALWAYS whips out that Golden Moldy, doesn’t he, when he’s panicking? Pretty soon he’ll be bitching about inauguration crowds.

The fact that no Republicans care about this, and refuse to denounce it, let alone sign on for criminal prosecution or impeachment proceedings, makes me very uneasy. The way Cheetolini’s lawyers and little Benedict Donald’s lawyers continue to sign off on these stories that continually go from bad to worse, whilst…

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

“Campaign boss” ...

I will never get tired of this joke

“Is Emma Stone not available?”

he’s looking more and more like Vince McMahon Jr though.

I keep thinking that Don Jr has some sort of genetic condition that the others don’t seem to have, though. His ears are much lower than usual on his head and his upper jaw is really narrow.

Stop it! Stop making it worse.

Police: “Freeze!”