Alton Brown is right wing?

Whelp, that makes me physically ill...

It does.

This post will be updated with internet backlash pending my ability to stop screaming.

Breaking News!! Roy Moore’s wife is also a complete sack of shit.

Dear Palestine, we don’t want Pence either.

Iyanla, fix my network!

This is so cool. I just donated all of my 8,700 points. Thanks Emily!

Wait...I’m older than Bobby Finger??

More of a diatribe.

“Women need to learn to speak out more. No wait I’m not done. They don’t advocate for themselves very well.”

I don’t remember if I went to a prom or when/how I lost my virginity, having special friends at school, etc.

I’m fine with her being a money maker...I especially hope all the revenue Fiona is generating goes to her continued care and Hippo rescue organizations. $7.5 million dollar coves for all hippos!!

Now I understand the impending divorce...

Some monster in the 70's...

Because you have taste.

Well I found the perfect GIF response but I can’t post it for some reason. Maybe I do belong in the greys lol

Raising my hand as one who is severing ties. I used to say “Lena Dunham isn’t helping.” Now I say “Lena Dunham is actively hurting feminist and progressive issues.”

Thank you for this, Jinni!

Lena Dunham needs to apologize for all of her apologies.