Seriously. File this to: Worst Most Offensive “Apology” Ever.

I remember getting Dominos in college after getting extremely high. I also remember thinking it was DELICIOUS. (That must have been some REALLY good weed...)

No you don’t understand....Dominos is literally inedible shit. The fact that the even call themselves “pizza” is an abomination.

It is confounding...

Good question, I dunno

Frighteningly...I think she might actually LIKE Dominos which is even worse...

Agreed. I literally happened to read that tweet just before seeing this article and was like...no....it can’t possibly be the same....OH MY GOD

LOL, I know, right?

they might start charging residents for parking

Last night I legit was about to text my friend and say “I think I kinda might be over Game of Thrones...”

Making Faces changed my life, I still use many of his tricks. HE seemed like an amazing person and was shocked and saddened when he passed.

Lol the cookbook was a dead deal long before the relationship.

Carole and Adam broke up?!?!

That Grey Gardens storyline was amazing...

Between this and Carole and Adam breaking up, next season should be a hell of a ride...(I hope pirates will be involved!)

Snatching a knot in someone’s ass sounds like a whole lot more than just smacking them...but maybe I just have a sick mind.

From many things I’ve read and heard about her, Jolie is one sick fuck.

Vicki Gunvalson blocked me. But she reminds me of Trump so I’ll take it.