Sonia Agostino is literally a smashup of RHONY housewives names.

This feels like something Neil Patrick Harris should buy. (And he already lives in Harlem!)

Um yeah....I’ve worked with some pretty high powered people running their businesses and lives, not doing their laundry. Please don’t make assumptions.

I’m not sure I can take anymore change after the demise of Gawker and the rise of....(ugh I can’t even say his name,) so if the rest of the staff could stay in place forever and not move on to bigger and better things that would be great. Kthxbye

I totally get it. You’re one of my people. (And no I don’t mean “MY people” like that!!)

Oh god I laughed out loud. I’m horrible. Thank you for being horrible too. :)

Omg, TELL IT. If we can’t have dark humor in these times then what do we have left.

Uh yeah, I’m a personal assistant which means I work with people in their homes on their schedules. Some people are happy to have you work at your own home, others want you at theirs. And it is an intimate thing to work in someone’s home so when things end, it isn’t always wrapped up in a pretty bow. It’s kind of like…

Because we currently live in the world of upside down, I believe he is going to be acquitted. (And that makes me want to barf.)

I wonder what organization he is strongly affiliated with that worships him and likely makes him believe he can do no wrong? Can’t put my finger on it.....

How much for the cheese sandwich?? #History

He’s a shell of his former self.

God dammit hahahaha

“Because I have been very loyal to you, very loyal; we had that thing you know.” I did not reply or ask him what he meant by “that thing.”

It’s so, so sad. I mean, morality’s just gone. morals have flown out the window and we deserve so much better than this as a country

Umm....

Cheers to Jezebel for stealing John Oliver’s story from last night...

I’m sure this will keep me in the greys #forfuckingever BUT let’s not forget that Lisa Bloom is the one who took Bill O’Reilly down in 18 days. I used to think she was a fame whore but I have a different view of her now. She stands up to the entitled white male establishment (oh god I sound like my mom) but fuck it,…

If anything happens to that yellow lab I will lose it.