Call your local animal rescue, they will take it in and nurse it back to health. Possible easier to put it in a cardboard box to keep your dog away from it...

It’s a shitshow.

You are right, I made the wrong comment. As I said it was tone deaf, and further more my attempt at self deprecating humor obviously did not work out.

No. One spent our entire date talking about his ex (an “Icelandic Super Model”)

No, I’m not good enough for THEM.

I am a 43 year old “hot” woman and trust me, only gross 70 year olds even look at me. I’m in the San Francisco area where hot women are a dime a dozen and I have officially given up.

Also, this.

Donald does have a way of making very...unsettling to look at children.

I’m assuming this is being filed under “no shit, Sherlock”

Or applauded...

The feeling might be mutual...

Only rivaled by yours, my friend. :)

disappointment, perhaps...but not surprise.

thats on my family crest...

Season 2 is up on Amazon!

I had no idea Trump Models was even a thing, but of course it is.

You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.

Did you read my original post? It was frustration about the fact that they do NOT currently have that right.

He also said that all dudes named Shawn are assholes.

I know. That’s what I have a problem with. The statute of limitations robs them of that right.