GROSS. Put a fucking shirt on and get a real job, shithead.

That is not an attractive photo. All I'm getting is this:

Jesus, is this "article" just an ad for Bare Minerals?

Isn't this missing a "sponsored" tag? That's how it reads...

The camera's white balance was set to "AUTO", so it didn't give a correct color representation. The photographer/editor decided to add some red and yellow to a very blue photo. It's not a tweak, it's a correction.

I'm taking issue with the idea that Taco Bell is not already the upscale version of Taco Bell.

I'm not entirely sure you need the preposition BUT I'm also not entirely grammar police so you could very realistically be correct. Regardless, I feel like stabbing someone every time I see an errant apostrophe. It isn't possessive. It is plural.

Those errant apostrophes drive me crazy too. BTW, you graduate from high school, not graduate high school.

I can't stop reading that as "Urban Tampon" and it's making me want to go there even less than I did before.

WHAT? OH MY GOD! I HAD NO IDEA THAT NOT BATHING ON THE REGULAR WAS UNHYGIENIC. THANK YOU SO MUCH MR. MIKESTANTONWALKOFFBALK

Yeah, I've never waxed either. Actually I can't believe so many people treat it as de rigueur for civilized society or something, when it's only been popular for the last 12 years.

Jesu's.

I don't know if you're a snob. The excerpts here are really poorly written. This makes the 'cunt punt' letter seem like a well-reasoned and nuanced exercize in prose.

I feel like so much of this info is clearly absolute BS anyway. A tampon that is too big grows fungus? WTF? What dumb ass wrote this?

"11. Intimate area's: Never use a deodorant or chemically enhanced product. Simple, non-deodorant soap will help maintain the right PH balance."

*Areas* *Areas* *Areas* WHY CAN'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL POSSESSIVE ABOUT ENTERING A NEW AREA RATHER IT IS SIMPLY PLURAL JESUS HOW DO PEOPLE GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THIS

I can't wait until they cross post this to (name of gawker property) and all the (generalization about that property's readership) have a (hastily-presumed reaction based on that generalization).

Yes, because without a detailed rulebook that helpfully explains how to wash your vagina and avoid "strong opinions" (mouthy chicks are such a drag!) dem bitches just irrationally explode over the most trivial things, like being told it's not okay to think or speak, jumping up and down in front of old men without pay,…

Actually, the list of job requirements, include the hygiene and behavioral codes, is directly tied to whether these ladies were employees, independent contractors or volunteers. Employment law arcana, maybe, but definitely relevant to the legal case. I think the level of detail, particularly vis-a-vis firing…

The author's fucked up grammar/apostrophe use makes it impossible for me to take any of these etiquette tips seriously. Yes, I'm a snob.