Point: he was nice to me one time on the phone

+8 (miles)

Dear Stan,

#ImWithStan

This election. Now W is being seen as good and honorable. And by comparison he probably is.

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

“Sully and Murph know what I mean...”

Yup. These are my viewer.

Should’ve had more dragons.

Five energy drinks a day? Well that was a ... poor decision.

Coffee just isn’t extreme enough for today’s on-the-go douche bag.

Mark Davis looks weirdly normal (or at least, not abnormal) in this picture.

Does this mean no strip club called Just Skin, Baby?

Sorry Ned Flanders, but sometimes people use foul language when they’re highly upset.

For a guy who hasn’t been very well-liked on the PGA Tour, Reed certainly has won himself a lot of fans this weekend. It’s one thing to celebrate, but he backed it up. Taking out Rory on Sunday and absolutely carrying a struggling Spieth on Saturday damn near makes him a hero.

But his club in Palm Beach has lots of minorities. So many minorities. The best minorities.

This isn’t eloquence. It’s a young man practicing the logical fallacy of false equivalence. It’s trite. And it’s self-defeating.

If they had automated measurements, how long before the Pats get caught in some kind of equipment tinkering scandal that awards them first downs and TDs when they’re short and pushes back all opposing measurements by something like 4-5 inches?

After reading this, Mitch Kupchak offered Swift 60m/3.