A lot has changed since your coma. We’ve had a black president for almost 8 years now.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Let’s get one goddamn thing straight: You don’t care in the least about the people of Iraq or Libya. You’re welcome to condemn Hillary for voting in favor of the war as well as her decision to intervene in Libya; as matters of policy, sure, you can object to those choices (and to be clear, I absolutely agree that they…

You don’t have to be a Trump supporter to be an asshole who futilely beats dead horses. And yes, looking forward to another 8 years with an adult as President.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Well, if he studied history, Shiloh would learn that fighting the men in blue is a losing battle.

Sad stuff. I feel for you, Sasha Kaun, Sa-sa-sasha Kaun.

I dont consider it “questioning” so much as “pointing it out” “mocking it” and “expressing outrage that it was allowed to happen.”

INT. RECORDING STUDIO — DAY

DONALD FAGEN and WALTER BECKER are sitting with DR. ELLIOT PELLMAN, reviewing the doctor’s application for a medical advisory position at Bard College.

PELLMAN: As you can see, my qualifications are impecc—

BECKER: I’m gonna stop you right there.

FAGEN: Whoa... [scanning page] ... Guadalajara…

She’s quite skilled with a deli slicer biopsy.

In my head, and occasionally out loud, I always think she is Greta Van Nostran.

This wasn't speeding. If he was doing 80 on the LIE at 2AM, I'd agree with you. This was recklessly weaving through traffic, making multiple illegal and dangerous lane changes, and putting the lives of dozens of others at risk. I'm entirely in favor of felony charges for drivers who injure or kill cyclists and…

In your opinion, someone fires a gun into a crowd and just happens to miss. How should that be handled?

Peer pressure man. It’s a bitch. I wore an air-brushed Quiet Riot jean jacket in the 8th grade, so who am I to point fingers?

But everyone at these parties is actually *watching it on TV*, including commercials, right? Or do they get just the game feed with the still photo screen during the breaks?

As a 50 year old Aussie, what I find the most hilarious is that what you Americans consider far left extremists is pretty much the mainstream in most of the rest of the western world.

“If you’re not a liberal when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative when you’re 40, you have no head.”

Tech Bro Warriors Fan. Has loved basketball since it was invented in Silicon Valley by a gutsy venture capitalist back in 2009.

GTFO! Baked Beans are #1. Cornbread can range from #1 to #2048 depending on who brought it. Hush Puppies are always #2, they ain’t at every barbecue.

The emotional benefits of having a pet can be worth it in the long run. The pain of letting one go is proof of the bond.