As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

To quote Ace Rothstein, "if you didn’t know [kids were being diddled] you’re too fuckin’ dumb to keep this job, if you did know, you were in on it. Either way, YOU’RE OUT!"

As horrible it is to pick on a kid who has been abused, can anyone actually believe that a moral upstanding coach would not talk to anyone about his subordinate abusing kids (which we know isn’t rare), and then pick the Athletic Director, and not the kids guardians or police?

Raping kids makes zero sense.

I was all set to be outraged but you’ve completely changed my mind with your brilliant and articulate dissection of the facts at hand and declaration they “don’t make sense” to you.

Seriously, fuck you and the Joe Pa dick you rode in on.

It makes me think of conservatives’ double standard when it comes to something as fucking stupid as public bathrooms, versus the horrific level of gun violence.

e) eventually be hit by a car.

Alternatives exist..

Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

totally read that in Ron Swanson’s voice...

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

“You know, when I was your age concussions weren’t even invented yet.”

So what position do you play? Lemme guess. Cornerback. No? Running back? Still no? Wide receiver. Oh, maybe linebacker? How about safety? Ah, you’re a lean DE. Beefing up to play DT? Somewhere on the O line?

“Better Stall Saul”* the entire Bayern starting XI thought to itself.

* translated from German

Please tell me he mumbled this as he passed out:

“I can’t imagine anything else’

Why is that guy running for Senator? He just named himself Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch last night!

If Donald Trump said he wanted to build a wall around FS1, I might actually consider voting for the guy.

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