why don’t you just walk yourself up to a wall and repeat it to your hearts content? then maybe the rest of the commenters can have a conversation about what this article is actually about.

This was only funny because your humor is as flaccid as your tiny, impotent dick.

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

What kills me is that they picked one of the peoples to talk about their demented virtues. There's no way that girl in that video even likes dick.

They do racism the right way.

can you imagine it? a billion Floridians..............

Sergio hitting in the water really made it feel like I was watching golf on a Sunday.

Did anyone expect anything different from Serge?

Beef tongue is one of my favorite foods, and makes some of the best tacos you’ll ever have. Unfortunately, it seems to really, really scare white people.

The Lads. They’re the Lads.

Well I rented from Robin Masters and got to run errands in a pretty nice car.

But at least he grudgingly let you use the car, right?

Housing can be a bitch out there. Thankfully I rented a house on Robin Mater’s estate. Only problem was the landlord was a real stick in the mud.

Just hire all the teachers from now defunct, Trump University. Problem solved.

“Our rivals might scoff at this and describe it as one of a litany of petty humiliations inflicted by The Process, but this is in fact a classic example of what the great modern philosopher Napkin Gladwell would call ‘Unorthodox Progress’. By inverting the performer-audience business model and forcing our players to…

The most aggravating thing I’ve heard from the Thibs/Gar&Pax drama that still irks me (because I’m over the reality that Thibs is gone though it was a dumb ass move) - has to fucking be the fact that Thibs wanted Draymond Green with their 29th pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, but dip & shit proceeded to draft MARQUIS…

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

yes vice did: https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/…

Black truffle salt and butter will change your life. Yeah, it’s $20 for a tin of it, but a little bit goes a long way. The tin should last at least 6 months.

I’ve had to do this before with bagels at breakfast places. I said toasted, not fucking warmed over. And yeah, then you sit around like a dick waiting, forced to choose between letting your food get cold, or eating the parts separately which defeats the purpose of the goddamn bagel to begin with. Pretty infuriating.