This asshole is basically the entire St. Louis Cardinals organization made flesh.

“Bruh, just stop making the payments. The bank will move that shit for you.”

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

If anyone has the time and is interested, the recent Tampa Bay Times profile of him, with all his former friends (or, perhaps more correctly, “friends”) in Florida basically reveling in glee at his piss-poor campaign, is a splendid complement to this splendid piece and pretty much reinforces most of what Burneko…

Looks like someone is jealous of all the attention that Stephen A. Smith, Rick Reilly, and Skip Bayless are getting!

That’s a horse-apples reason. It’s a seafood place, if the only reason to go is a biscuit, it’s a shitbox of a seafood place that puts old bay and cheese into bisquick.

i tried to make this argument and was shouted down by a chorus of “BUT THE BISCUITS”

While this is a great list, Red Lobster is ranked way to high. Average seafood at inflated ( For the quality of the food) prices.

You wonder how many others saw the immediate reaction, not just from teammates, but from FUCKING COACHES (the people who control their playing time and scholarships) and decided “nope, wasn’t there, not my business, I’m just gonna shut the fuck up for the good of my team and myself.” Especially if able to talk…

This is the man who I appreciate so much. Thank you Drae Bowles for doing the right thing by someone’s daughter.If I were owned a business, you would be hired anytime you wanted a job. Character!

You mean a guy who looks like that and goes by “Butch” might be a meathead who coddles other violent meatheads? No fucking way.

If this new site just brings on Lowe and Barnwell, it’ll be excellent. Those guys are easily the two best writers out there for their respective sports.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

He was just there so he would get fined.

It is very hard to stop real corruption carried out by high ranking officials and super shady corporations. It is much easier to screw low ranking employees and pretend like the other stuff isn’t happening.

5-11 with Blaine Gabbert after 2/3 of the defense and an OL retired was actually pretty respectable.

Most often smart people do have smart children. They read to their children more often are more invested in instilling in those children habits, traits, and interests that will make them smarter more engaged citizens over time. Instead of giving them mountain dew in their baby bottles and bringing them to church.

i like money though

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