It makes me think of conservatives’ double standard when it comes to something as fucking stupid as public bathrooms, versus the horrific level of gun violence.

e) eventually be hit by a car.

Alternatives exist..

Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

totally read that in Ron Swanson’s voice...

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

“You know, when I was your age concussions weren’t even invented yet.”

So what position do you play? Lemme guess. Cornerback. No? Running back? Still no? Wide receiver. Oh, maybe linebacker? How about safety? Ah, you’re a lean DE. Beefing up to play DT? Somewhere on the O line?

“Better Stall Saul”* the entire Bayern starting XI thought to itself.

* translated from German

Please tell me he mumbled this as he passed out:

“I can’t imagine anything else’

Why is that guy running for Senator? He just named himself Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch last night!

If Donald Trump said he wanted to build a wall around FS1, I might actually consider voting for the guy.

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why don’t you just walk yourself up to a wall and repeat it to your hearts content? then maybe the rest of the commenters can have a conversation about what this article is actually about.

This was only funny because your humor is as flaccid as your tiny, impotent dick.

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

What kills me is that they picked one of the peoples to talk about their demented virtues. There's no way that girl in that video even likes dick.

They do racism the right way.

Sergio hitting in the water really made it feel like I was watching golf on a Sunday.