Beef tongue is one of my favorite foods, and makes some of the best tacos you’ll ever have. Unfortunately, it seems to really, really scare white people.

The Lads. They’re the Lads.

Well I rented from Robin Masters and got to run errands in a pretty nice car.

But at least he grudgingly let you use the car, right?

Housing can be a bitch out there. Thankfully I rented a house on Robin Mater’s estate. Only problem was the landlord was a real stick in the mud.

Just hire all the teachers from now defunct, Trump University. Problem solved.

“Our rivals might scoff at this and describe it as one of a litany of petty humiliations inflicted by The Process, but this is in fact a classic example of what the great modern philosopher Napkin Gladwell would call ‘Unorthodox Progress’. By inverting the performer-audience business model and forcing our players to…

The most aggravating thing I’ve heard from the Thibs/Gar&Pax drama that still irks me (because I’m over the reality that Thibs is gone though it was a dumb ass move) - has to fucking be the fact that Thibs wanted Draymond Green with their 29th pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, but dip & shit proceeded to draft MARQUIS…

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

yes vice did: https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/…

Black truffle salt and butter will change your life. Yeah, it’s $20 for a tin of it, but a little bit goes a long way. The tin should last at least 6 months.

I’ve had to do this before with bagels at breakfast places. I said toasted, not fucking warmed over. And yeah, then you sit around like a dick waiting, forced to choose between letting your food get cold, or eating the parts separately which defeats the purpose of the goddamn bagel to begin with. Pretty infuriating.

Jim Nantz seems like the type of guy who insists that his kid call him “Father.”

This asshole is basically the entire St. Louis Cardinals organization made flesh.

“Bruh, just stop making the payments. The bank will move that shit for you.”

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

If anyone has the time and is interested, the recent Tampa Bay Times profile of him, with all his former friends (or, perhaps more correctly, “friends”) in Florida basically reveling in glee at his piss-poor campaign, is a splendid complement to this splendid piece and pretty much reinforces most of what Burneko…

Looks like someone is jealous of all the attention that Stephen A. Smith, Rick Reilly, and Skip Bayless are getting!

That’s a horse-apples reason. It’s a seafood place, if the only reason to go is a biscuit, it’s a shitbox of a seafood place that puts old bay and cheese into bisquick.

i tried to make this argument and was shouted down by a chorus of “BUT THE BISCUITS”