You wonder how many others saw the immediate reaction, not just from teammates, but from FUCKING COACHES (the people who control their playing time and scholarships) and decided “nope, wasn’t there, not my business, I’m just gonna shut the fuck up for the good of my team and myself.” Especially if able to talk…

This is the man who I appreciate so much. Thank you Drae Bowles for doing the right thing by someone’s daughter.If I were owned a business, you would be hired anytime you wanted a job. Character!

You mean a guy who looks like that and goes by “Butch” might be a meathead who coddles other violent meatheads? No fucking way.

If this new site just brings on Lowe and Barnwell, it’ll be excellent. Those guys are easily the two best writers out there for their respective sports.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

He was just there so he would get fined.

It is very hard to stop real corruption carried out by high ranking officials and super shady corporations. It is much easier to screw low ranking employees and pretend like the other stuff isn’t happening.

5-11 with Blaine Gabbert after 2/3 of the defense and an OL retired was actually pretty respectable.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

I don’t know, man. Basically just a dollar more for Deschutes.

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

I’m really pleased this happened against the team that fucked OKC into giving him a max contract.

Kanter is Muslim; maybe he was trying to injure innocent Americans in the stands.

I have a transcript of what went down before the fight”

crush Scout Walker’s skull with swinging logs.

I worked with a guy who is a Skins fan, and when he told me that he was a Skins fan (this was prior to last season), I said, “Oof. That’s rough.”

Mike Lupica is ghostwriting the Bob Costas autobiography, which means the book will be penned by a combined six feet worth of human.