Didn’t this asswipe use to be on one of those weekend morning informercial shows that gave gambling advice? I could have sworn it was him trying to get you to call his 1-900 number for his “lock of the week”

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer, classier couple. They seem like two people who really have their shit together.

Let’s just all agree to grab Curt Schilling’s daughter right in the pussy...in 10 years.

I’d love to see this using Duff Guy’s voice instead.

If this guy is indicative of the typical Border Patrol agent then no wonder they’re endorsing Trump.

Actually Chip, it’s what Colin isn’t standing up for.

Only to be outbid by Billy King, who offered him the full max. 

That’s Donald Trump and an Oompa Loompa’s love child

But, but, but....Hillary does it too!

How many scouts will actually show up? No way that every team send a scout. Wouldn’t it be the greatest if no scouts were there?

Um, lack of talent?

I’m surprised they didn’t get douchnozzle Scott Baio to speak

NBA players also love the Cheesecake Factory, apparently.

WTF Louis Murphy???

I think “Roger Goodell has come out as a gay man” would be fucking hilarious

I can’t speak about their fans, but the Warriors players are giving the Clippers a run for their money in the constantly whining and bitching at the refs department.

Is there room for deviled eggs on this list? They’re a top five for me.

That dude looks like Phil Mickelson’s creepy perv brother doing a Dr. Evil impression

The silent variety really sucks. I had a case of it last year, and the only symptom I had was food or pills ocassionally getting stuck further down the esophagus. Apparently your tissues reach a point of damage where the burning isn’t really noticeable, but they do swell.

I really wonder whether Raider’s fans are going to love this guy or kill him. Can’t wait to find out!