His jumper is just fucking awful looking. I honestly can’t tell if he’s left or right handed. And the low release point is going to get blocked an awful lot.

Winter is coming!

When you’re future football player husband punches you out in an elevator, I’ll make sure to suspend him at least 2 games. See, I’ve got your back!

You just know that in the Pizza Hut boardroom they saw this and got pissed off that they didn’t think of it first. This kind of gimmick is right up their alley.

So did he cut his own head with a hidden razor blade or was it really an accident?

Oh how the mighty have fallen:

Poppy LeBatard would be the perfect foil for Stephen A. Dan’s too smart to join the First Take shitshow.

A. You’re an asshole Goobs.

Yeah that was a surprise. There’s plenty of hot Mormon women- you’d think they’d have used one that didn’t look like she was in the BYU marching band.

Ever hear of Warren Jeffs and his freaky cult? It’s definitely a possibility. The Mormon culture is completely controlled by men, and questioning their authority just isn’t done. It’s the perfect front for an abuser to take advantage of.

Of course Sergio screwed up when the pressure was on. Even playing against a bunch of nobodies he manages to choke.

Beef tongue tacos are the best. The only requirement is that the tongue get diced up fine enough to the point where you can’t see taste buds and see that it’s tongue.

Now we know who the Rams want after trading all those picks to Tennessee!

Did TC give you free rides in his sweet-ass helicopter?

This may be what you’re looking for:

Yes, to this! And while we’re at it a bacon doneness scale is well over due as well.

Good God! What is he, a Tony Robbins disciple?

I guess I’m glad to hear that Steve Francis hasn’t blown all of his money. But who the fuck seeks out a professional boat hauler on instragram? I mean, if he has a woman to take calls about it at his office, why doesn’t he just have her look for someone???

Don’t forget this chair! Joffrey definitely did his damage, but you can’t tell me Robert Baratheon wasn’t bombing away at least 5 times an hour.

Peeps are awful, but nothing is worse than the Valentine’s “candy” hearts. They’re basically repurposed Necco wafers, which are, without a doubt, the worst candy ever made. Like eating colored chalk.