I’d love to see this using Duff Guy’s voice instead.

Actually Chip, it’s what Colin isn’t standing up for.

Only to be outbid by Billy King, who offered him the full max. 

That’s Donald Trump and an Oompa Loompa’s love child

But, but, but....Hillary does it too!

How many scouts will actually show up? No way that every team send a scout. Wouldn’t it be the greatest if no scouts were there?

Um, lack of talent?

I’m surprised they didn’t get douchnozzle Scott Baio to speak

NBA players also love the Cheesecake Factory, apparently.

WTF Louis Murphy???

I think “Roger Goodell has come out as a gay man” would be fucking hilarious

I can’t speak about their fans, but the Warriors players are giving the Clippers a run for their money in the constantly whining and bitching at the refs department.

Is there room for deviled eggs on this list? They’re a top five for me.

That dude looks like Phil Mickelson’s creepy perv brother doing a Dr. Evil impression

The silent variety really sucks. I had a case of it last year, and the only symptom I had was food or pills ocassionally getting stuck further down the esophagus. Apparently your tissues reach a point of damage where the burning isn’t really noticeable, but they do swell.

I really wonder whether Raider’s fans are going to love this guy or kill him. Can’t wait to find out!

His jumper is just fucking awful looking. I honestly can’t tell if he’s left or right handed. And the low release point is going to get blocked an awful lot.

Winter is coming!

When you’re future football player husband punches you out in an elevator, I’ll make sure to suspend him at least 2 games. See, I’ve got your back!

You just know that in the Pizza Hut boardroom they saw this and got pissed off that they didn’t think of it first. This kind of gimmick is right up their alley.