So did he cut his own head with a hidden razor blade or was it really an accident?

Oh how the mighty have fallen:

Poppy LeBatard would be the perfect foil for Stephen A. Dan’s too smart to join the First Take shitshow.

A. You’re an asshole Goobs.

Yeah that was a surprise. There’s plenty of hot Mormon women- you’d think they’d have used one that didn’t look like she was in the BYU marching band.

Ever hear of Warren Jeffs and his freaky cult? It’s definitely a possibility. The Mormon culture is completely controlled by men, and questioning their authority just isn’t done. It’s the perfect front for an abuser to take advantage of.

Of course Sergio screwed up when the pressure was on. Even playing against a bunch of nobodies he manages to choke.

Beef tongue tacos are the best. The only requirement is that the tongue get diced up fine enough to the point where you can’t see taste buds and see that it’s tongue.

Now we know who the Rams want after trading all those picks to Tennessee!

Did TC give you free rides in his sweet-ass helicopter?

This may be what you’re looking for:

Yes, to this! And while we’re at it a bacon doneness scale is well over due as well.

Good God! What is he, a Tony Robbins disciple?

I guess I’m glad to hear that Steve Francis hasn’t blown all of his money. But who the fuck seeks out a professional boat hauler on instragram? I mean, if he has a woman to take calls about it at his office, why doesn’t he just have her look for someone???

Don’t forget this chair! Joffrey definitely did his damage, but you can’t tell me Robert Baratheon wasn’t bombing away at least 5 times an hour.

Peeps are awful, but nothing is worse than the Valentine’s “candy” hearts. They’re basically repurposed Necco wafers, which are, without a doubt, the worst candy ever made. Like eating colored chalk.

I second the Tampa Times article. Rubio never made an impact at any position he has held since he quickly bailed on it and was always looking to move on to the next bigger job. And he burned a lot of people on the way.

If only we could ban moronic asshats like Heath Evans from commenting about the NFl........ Sigh......

Doesn’t Jim Webb look like Rafterman from Full Metal Jacket???

Agree. Red Lobster ahead if Cheesecake Factory is just plain wrong.