That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

Much like 50, Lamar probably has max two quarters of basketball left in him.

Eddie Redmayne

It’s good to see him doing well. Not great to see he’s still in bad company, however.

Eh, its Kentucky. Old dudes picking up preteens is pretty much a way of life.

Good thing she was there! Imagine if he had hit the stairs directly...

No. She’s still in Kentucky

“I admire his stamina”—Rick Pitino

Looks like a madden glitch.

This is a stupid, facile way to interpret what I wrote.

It’s hard not to wonder if this team would’ve been better off in Seattle. Not that I think Kings fans deserve to lose their team, because I don’t. I just mean: it’d be a whole different ownership and management structure, and it’s plausible, if not outright likely, that they’d be in a better situation as a team.

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

Budweiser works well to wash down the shit-taste. Welp, at least now he can have the HGH shipped directly to himself... IT’S MY WIFE’S AND I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER SHIT BECAUSE HIPA.

Ted Cruz was touched, and somewhat jealous, at the sight of someone actually wanting to kiss their Papa.

Papa John is pretty much Hitler right? We’re all agreed on that?

I'd rather do that than eat his shit-ass pizza.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

is manning or brady diving in after that ball? no fucking way.

That’s not the point, Cam’s hypocrisy is the point though. He constantly talks, including in a pre-game interview, about how his physicality sets him apart from other QB’s and thus can’t be categorized or compared.

That was his opportunity to back up his…

Defenders of Newton say that you must a) like him, or b) RACIST.

Don’t make this shit about race. Literally any quarterback would be getting grief for this. It doesn’t matter what happens if that fumble goes the other way and he should have at least made an effort for the ball.