I thought he already played for the Browns.

It’s not the both feet thing (although that’s pretty ridiculous); it’s that, for football purposes, when you have one knee hit the ground in literally every other fucking permutation you are down.

That’s not a catch, but somehow that bullshit front-flip out of bounds butt-catch the Steelers made against the Bengals was a catch?

I think that play may go down as the moment everyone realized that the NFL had completely lost it

“The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death...”

I also appreciated him burning Roenick in the mid game interview.

Is that you, Gary?

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

For those unaware of the context of the Chewbacca mask...

While still technically American, Kobe Bryant spent a bunch of his childhood on Planet Asshole.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

I don’t see what the big deal is. Did you guys know KOBE BRYANT is an All-Star this year?

Uh, kids are stupid. Even if your dad isn’t “talented” enough to be an allstar, they would be super fuckin’ psyched about it. I’d imagining 9 year old me who was super stoked just to get an autographed Jaromir Jagr card. Now, I’m thinking, what if that car was my dad’s all star card. That would be even cooler.

The prosecution will build its case on the word of one informant.

Miller was going to confirm PSI levels but per a league source he and any needles aren’t allowed in the same room together.

Pretty funny stuff for a guy who was suspended for the first six games of the year.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

I remember the first time I used a tee to hit a baseball too

Sizzling hot take. I think 100% of the football watching world would agree with you.