whistlingseahorses
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whistlingseahorses

I have a friend whose friend spent some time with Kanye in the studio. He said Kanye was painfully shy and awkward but extremely kind and interesting. He stepped into the booth and all the awkwardness disappeared - he was the rap beast we all know him to be. You are right on.

Yeah, you’re kind of an asshole, aren’t you?

The absurd thing in this whole story is that a Twitch streamer has a manager. WTF, I didn’t think we were at that point yet. lol

Right??! But maybe you can help. I know it’s a longshot, but are you friends with Christine Ouzounian?

This story was just on the news here. So, you know, news.

Greatness. Pure greatness. She inspires me and countless other little black girls to not be ashamed of our bodies, our strength, our hair, just fucking everything. The Williams sisters are by far my favorite athletes and are some of the best in their sport. People will talk shit, some deserved, but she is the best.

How would they get into your vag though? She’s wearing underwear and even if she wasn’t I don’t know how they would get in there.

Here’s the difference between what you are saying and the coverage on Jez. You are commenting on your take on his particular performance; Jez took it as an inevitability and ran several stories about how much he fucked up. My husband had two employees in the audience and they both have a vastly different take than

This strikes me as someone finding him/herself especially hilarious. His lyrics are widely available and, when he is rapping the songs, he rarely slips into free-style.

Yeah, screw those deaf/hard of hearing people! Why do they think they should be able to watch regular tv programming and stuff. Jeez.

Whatever, this is just petulant. There were loads of people complaining that Kanye was performing instead of a rock band, and I would bet this person was one of them. Sorry y’all think your summertime mud festival is too good for Kanye! You sure showed him!

He DGAF he wanted to do it so he did it I think it’s kinda cool because it’s so awful and he went ahead and did it.

This is great. It’s like when Jay-Z did “Wonderwall” there after Noel Gallagher criticized the inclusion of hip-hop acts. Queen doesn’t deserve to have its music butchered like this, but I think Kanye just picked the song that he knew would most infuriate the rockists.

this fucking owns, haters.

Three things that will never rise again: the proletariat, the South, and Jesus.

And you just know he refers to them as females. Not women.