Maybe you should stop spending so much time commenting on the internet. Sounds like you’ve had an impossibly hard life.

Greg, what an amazing piece. I have always known you were a good writer and a good human being, but this piece is phenomenal. Keep up the good work and keep fighting the good fight.

Are you sure — absolutely sure without the shadow of a doubt — that it’s not satire? Doesn’t seem real to me.

I am in my basement watching my own lawn on security cameras with my cats and reading urban dictionary.

Jaden Seems Cool And Oblivious Enough To Maybe Be Honest. It Reminds Me Of The Confidence Of Insects. Undeterred, Always.

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

Excellent post. Good for you. It IS so freeing when you can dump all the detritus right back where it belongs.

This is beautiful.

Well the point you seem to have missed is the double standard.

“And he voted against concealed-carry. Eight of his church members who might be alive if he had expressly allowed members to carry handguns in church are dead. Innocent people died because of his position on a political issue.”

People who judge other peoples’ reproductive choices are terrible people*, so my sympathies go out to you.

Reminder: Royal families still exist in 2015, nobody seems to notice how backwards that is.

They dress that boy like he’s the consumptive shut in child from The Secret Garden.

The public has spokane!

Kardashian Dialectics 1) Hating the Kardashians came first, in small part because they objectively made the public sphere worse off, and in large part out of snobbery. 2) In response to the haters’ consensus, loving the Kardashians became cool, because it’s counterintuitive and contrarianism is cool. The love became a…

“At last she will be mine!!!”

As a scholar, you might be interested in her students’ opinions of her. Here’s one from ratemyprofessor.com:

LOL, she took okay photos. Nobody can dislike her now. That makes sense.

OH NO WHATEVER SHALL I DO??????