That Jack Black is such a prankster.

Holy shit, that guy is like nearly exactly how you'd picture him. I mean he actually seems to have facial hair mostly on his neck. I mean I know neckbeard was a term, just didn't think anyone actually literally had one.

The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

This screenshot keeps coming up as though it's some kind of actual rebuttal. Do y'all really not realize that Katie Baker and I are different people? Jezebel is not a giant many-vaginaed hydra, son. Would that it were so.

Brixton is an area famous for the many racially charged riots which have taken place there over the last 35 years. The Clash wrote the song Guns of Brixton about it. You'd have to 1. have balls of steel to go in blackface there 2. feel very confident that you are well enough known that you won't get killed for it 3.…

Folks are more likely to complain about what Jezebel is gonna do than Jezebel is to complain about an article.

Everytime I see someone writing about Robert Pattinson's new girlfriend I think "oh, that's troubling, it appears the writer had a momentary stroke" before realizing that it's actually someone's name.

NO PERFECT STRANGERS KNOW BEST! AND WE KNOW BEST BECAUSE WE HATE KIM BECAUSE [insertwhatever] AND SO WE KNOW SHE'S A BAD MOM*, ONE OF THE WORST THINGS A WOMAN CAN BE! THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD BE WORSE WOULD BE IF SHE LEFT THE CHILD AT HOME WITH A SITTER BECAUSE THEN SHE'S NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH THE BABY! SHE…

I think that Rust Cohle would argue the poor, uneducated, fat, dirty, smelly, racist sister-fuckers are just the ones that get caught. The rich, clean, educated and powerful people who benefit from the chaos get away with it. But as Marty says, that's the kind of world we live in, and you catch the ones you can.

FYI, they've released the first eight minutes of the movie over on Fandango. Must check out! SO GOOD!

When this case broke, my family had just bought a house not a half mile away from where the church is. It was horrible. When I started school in the area you found out how many people had gone there and how many had moved to harvest.
Now let me tell you about Harvest. First off, it like a mega church. And the people…

(Pssst! Do not engage; guy's a douche. See commenting history.)

It's totally clear in the show that Maggie banging Cohle was not about sex or revenge. Rather, she wanted her marriage to end and knew that Marty would never stop running after her to try to get back together if she didn't do something drastic. She considered having sex with a stranger but I think realized that alone…

I disagree about Maggie, I think she's a great character. After all the shit she's put up with from Marty, she decided she needed to go scorched Earth on this final breakup and kill their relationship dead. Because Marty won't be able to get back with her after that. Speaking of, he is a misogynist and I feel like a…

that was the only look that made me say "yes, please"

Yes. You are in the right place to hate on all female pop stars. Hate away!

That's a fair point. Although to be fair, if Bristol wasn't such a cunt, people wouldn't call her one. Personal responsibility.

Don't tell us what to fucking do, you condescending twat. Why don't you post more about how much you hate Lindy West, like you're a spurned fucking lover? Or better yet, just shut the fuck up.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ADORKABLE AND HOW DO I AVOID EVER HEARING THAT WORD AGAIN?