I hate the term friendzone.

I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley.

I'm sorry, but I can't unsee 2 bearded men with sunglasses.

Her stylist is killing it so far in 2014. She looks FAB.

Why is Bjork cool but Mayim Bialik's dress ugly?

It's always upsetting to learn that dick pics hold little to no power over women.

Retouched for vogue

Unretouched pigeon photo.

It's fascinating to see how the Vogue sausage gets made.

"Is it impossible to find a young, slender female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here?"

Sorry/not sorry but I like this idea.

I for one am very glad you are doing this. I took one look at those photos from the Vogue spread, and my first thought was, Vogue photoshopped at least 20 lbs off of Lena.

Ok, I do not dislike her at all but this:

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

I miss having enough money to be Bombay privileged. No. Seriously.

Your privilege sensors have gone haywire, you should get that checked out

Please elaborate.

For anybody who missed this, your life will be forever changed. You're welcome.

There are, but those other teams are wrong!

Yeah but this is less about a pairing with Veronica and more about the Team Leader being awesome:

My 2014 G. Zimmerman predictions involve the IRS.