Good time for this repost. It's very helpful when trying to explain to possibly well-intentioned men why "getting compliments" all day SUCKS.

Aw, come on, sweetheart, can't you take a compliment? And, you'd be even prettier if you smiled.

Spoil-not-Game-of-Thrones.

Usually this site unknowingly mixes up England and Britain to great comic effect. If it's not America, it's like a black hole. ;)

Two weeks earlier Bon Jovi had a show in Bulgaria, the poorest country in the EU where 40% of the population lives below the poverty line, and not only did they have full-price tickets (200 levs when average monthly salary is 800 levs, so a fourth of it), they didn't even finish the show. So the only thing I felt when…

False equivalasshat

really? I love her hair. I think she looks great :)

Yup. Nothing says "fervent adherent to Catholic dogma" quite like shooting yourself in Church.

Wash him, feed him, hug him, tell him he's handsome, and then tuck him in at night and wish him a good day at school the next day, mom.

I've thought about that sometimes, and I think it would end up like King Edward and Wallis Simpson. They'd get tired of each other almost immediately, stick together because they'd broken so many rules to be together and needed to cling to the idea of their Great Romance, and come off as increasingly empty and…

me too!

Hahah hell yeah, that shirt is awesome!

It never fails. Right, it just has to be a gay guy because we're all just a bunch of mincing stereotypes who'll buy anything if it has enough camp value. For a feminist website you sure do traffic in a lot of stereotypes and...

"I know these women he undoubtedly held in captivity for a period we can rationally assume to be a decade say he's a monster, but I chilled with him for a couple hours, and I just didn't get that feeling. I mean, I am his court-appointed attorney, so I guess he had a vested interested in not-kidnapping and raping me,…

"It was like they were POWs (prisoners of war). They had bed sores from being left in positions for extended lengths of time,"

Where's Piz?!?? Oh wait, nobody cares about Piz.

I just had this flashback of a time where I was opening a jar of pickles in front of my boyfriend and I strained so hard that I laid this terrific, booming fart. ROMANCE.

Actually he skipped a line, it's "Either she's homeless, or she got problems." The rest is accurate. The last "deeeeeeaaaadddd giveaway" is pretty money. Also, he really says "Hehehe." It's not a real laugh at all, he says "Hehehe." I cannot stress how little sarcasm I'm using right now.

Not to be ignored is the fact that he also helped untangle the cord of a camera man. Is there nothing this man can't do?