Confession: I had a sex dream about the Nick character not long after watching that kissing scene. I watch too much TV.

It's pretty amazing.

I scrolled down and saw "MORE POOP STORIES" and started cracking up.

I am 12. :/

You'd think the number of Doug Barry dislike comments would prompt Jezebel to hire a new writer.

After some of the behaviours we've seen over the years, the mangoes are what put you over the edge? :)

Remind me again why we can't just get along and realize that different fields do different things?

This is a great story about a really cool girl, and you've (once again) obscured that by being an ass. Thanks, Doug Barry.

Right? I thought grapefruit was a dandy alkalizer.

Wearing nothing but a black silhouette? Clearly asking for it.

"I have no idea where I am!"

Well, first I have to get the video. I use a Firefox plugin called Fast Video Download to snag Mp4 copies of the video. I then open this in Adobe Photoshop CS5. I use a variety of processes within the program to set the duration of the footage that I want, then convert frames to layers, then make frames into layers,…

I didn't realize the Cheesecake Factory was a real thing. I thought it was just a running gag on Big Bang Theory...

We must! We must! We must increase our busts! Along with that, I learned everything I know today about being 12 and lying to your friends that you have gotten your period when you really haven't! Sigh, indeed.

I don't know if it does anything to actually move comments, but I can tell you that I like getting notifications that someone has "recommended" my post! I look at it as similar to "liking" comments on Facebook. I interpret a recommendation as "yes, I agree with you and like what you're saying but I don't have the…

I'm still deciding how I feel about it. I'm glad Nancy's cousin isn't making $8796 a week online anymore, but the gray is weird. Back in the days of stars they were red, though, right? And I liked the original way. Mostly because I liked having a star, sigh. The glory days.

Seriously. I'm on board with many of the issues raised in this thread. I'm a long-time lurker who started commenting right before the change & the whole system is exhausting. As was this thread to read. <le sigh> I don't even rightly know at this point which comment to reply to.

After lurking for many moons I was approved as a Gawker commenter and then as a Jezebel commenter about 5 years ago. Eventually I even got a star under the old system. Hurrah! But then, alas, the old system was replaced and then the newer system was also replaced and my stars disappeared, never to return, and I was…

Someone didn't shell out for the anti-reflective coating at Lenscrafters

I'm actually sitting here in the IP law office I work in right now, trying to figure out whether it'd be a patent or a trademark. But actually, it's pretty much impossible to get a claim on any fashion or makeup stylings... there was the recent case about the Louboutin red shoe sole trademark and whether they'd be…