'Go USA' mittens? Is that a thing now?

dork and adorable had sex and they didn't use protection. Don't blame me, BLAME THE 'JUST SAY NO' CAMPAIGN.

Yes you are right. I was expecting more ADORKABLE to be rammed down my throat.

That neckline is fantastic. I would wear the shit out of it (in a top)

Are you sure that was Steven Tyler and not Russell Brand dressed as the BeeGees?

There are many reasons she could have looked like that, other than your outfit. Or she could have not even noticed you and just been constipated. I bet she doesn't get much roughage on tour.

I didn't notice the arm as I was too busy thinking about how handsome he is

In between wiping away the tears I also found time to appreciate just how lovely Julia Roberts looks in specs! Multi-tasking is my middle name.

That's adorable. It's warmed my cockles on this cold winter's day.

That's a lot for him to type into instagram on his phone keyboard

Well I am so un-shocked by this that I am refusing to comment on it. Uh, wait a minute...

On what planet is this hot? He looks ridiculous.

I genuinely have no idea. I'm not really sure what this argument is about.

fancy a drink?

If kids can't even pose for photos holding bottles of expensive booze once a year then we are all doomed. There are more important things to do than concern troll Madonna.

Only the truly privileged can appreciate the deliciousness of Bombay Sapphire in their G&Ts

Is it bad that I enjoyed that more than the trailer?

It's better because it will make it SO MUCH SWEETER when Veronica bangs Logan's brains out.

No one should have to be at work today so it's okay .

The results are entertainingly terrible, probably because she doesn't seem to understand what a rage face is and has apparently never seen one before