Err no, she's fine. Let's save the concern trolling for someone else.

I just had to google Jumbo trons. How embarrassing for me.

Or maybe she is just naturally blurry, hmm?

Y'all probably don't know this… but I'm constantly writing! A pen truly is a girl's best friend

Awww Laura, I loved you there and I loved you here. So I guess it figures that I WILL LOVE WHAT EVER YOU DO NEXT. xoxo

I just looked at Boy George's Twitter account and he ends 99.5% of them with an exclamation mark. It makes him look a little vacuous.

In other news, Megyn Kelly has quoted Santa as saying "Women in the North Pole must be valued not 'elfalised'. Whoever thinks of women as elfs suffers a bit from elfalism."

I like to think Marissa Mayer personally intervened to save us from ourselves

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Fuck, that description of her life as a child is a real kick in the chest. How the hell are things like that still happening?

Gawd bless, ya

Help Wanted

I want to watch the Nicki Minaj clip but Viacom have blocked it. Could YOU be the one to post an alternate link? If so, you may be awarded all of my gratitudes.

and now she is apparently auditioning for the role of Tom Cruise's new GF :-(((

that's because it's a photograph

IT'S A FAKE QUOTE. Hate on Kanye all you want, but it has to be for things he has actually said.

team creepy ftw!

Congrats, you just made me show a passing interest in car colour trends. Whatever next?!

It's this:

I know, right! But what does it say on the note in the book? I CAN'T READ THE NOTE AND I'M WORRIED IT'S BECAUSE I'M GOING BLIND.

Unleash the Rihanna haters!