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Well I'm sure your contribution is much more valuable *rolls eyes*

I think people are forgetting where the balance of power lies. It's certainly not with the woman forced to cover all but a small portion of her face.

I can never quite get my head around how Jezzies just LOVE to hate on Rihanna, even when it means siding with a religious institution that seems less than favourable in its treatment of women in a country without democracy or freedom of speech.

It's handy for when you want to celebrate the power of the peen.

To be fair, it's less of a gun and more of a pork sword

I love you Laura!

I've never met a British person who would put cream in their tea, only milk. There is of course a thing called a cream tea, but we can save that for another day.

Well as Whoopi would say, neither the parents nor the baby come out of this well

If that tiara was a headband she could pass for Blair Waldorf (from a distance, obv)

The only trailer i have ever seen whose first word is MENOPAUSE. That's got to count for something.

Footballers wives ≠ Upper classes

Pass me my monocle... By jove, I think you're right!

Leave James Deen alone!

Own up, who stole the Apple logo?

This is bound to be a rip roaring success, especially considering the well established rich vein of blockbusting movies based on flash-in-the-pan internet memes, like... errrr....

Wait, Wolf Blitzer is a real name?

I hearby endorse any possible excuse to link to jon hamm's penis

also, today is pretty cold

I don't know if we can, i feel a bit... queasy

yes! It reminded me how I've never really known how to reply to sexts so kind of force myself to think of something awkward to write then press send whilst making a pain face and with my eyes shut. great times.