Ohhh, I love Nick. I reeealy love him if you know what i mean. By which I mean that I would like him to kiss me like a man... and stuff.

or, you know, she might not be.

What's his previous relationship history like? It seems to me like it could be an indicator that he doesn't really put roots down in a place, and in my personal experience that reflects in personal relationships too.

Noooooo, team Sabrina all the way! Aunt Zelda agrees with me on this one so let's not fall out about it, Melissa

Aww, I bet they're lovely. But do you ever look at them and think they look like tiny little old people's hands and it kind of blows your mind?

its, damnit!

Look at it's little bitty hands!... They're so creepy.

I was half way though the Kim and Kanye video before I was struck with confusion about why the hell watching two people go in and out of doors is a thing now. WHY IS THIS A THING?

I'm still never sure how to pronounce annals as in annals of history. Anals of history? sure! I wonder if that could sneak past the NZ name police?

I'm not actually arguing with you about that at all, I just think it's funny that they would make such a claim in the first place as you're probably going to have to go to bed at some point unless you're eg. on amphetamines.

I'm guessing the controversy is good for biz? Either that or he just comes really cheap (j/k!)

Haha, yes! Never mind the extravagance, the waste, the racism, the undermining of democracy and the rampart inequality. JUST STOP PUBLICLY COUNTING MANGOES ALL THE TIME LIKE A MAN POSSESSED. IT'S EMBARRASSING!

Everyone knows Lancome mean that you actually need to be wide-awake and RAVING ALL NIGHT for the 24 hour promise to apply.

he’d come into the kitchen bellowing: 'Where are my mangoes?’ He used to count them every day – he loved them.

Just imagine, you could spend the entire next morning unfriending everyone whilst nursing the world's worst hangover. Joy!

Yeah, I spent ages trying to decipher the first paragraph till I realised it wasn't actually relevant to the narrative in hand :-/

Probably... MISANDRY!!

Dat view. omfg.

That pig looks pretty blissful considering it's a severed head

I love how the Geri Halliwell video made me cringe so hard that my anus completely withdrew into my body and she's NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED AT ALL. Oh to be as free from societal norms as Geri...