I really miss Gossip Girl and I don't CARE who knows it! Well maybe I care a bit, but it's manageable.

ooh, i bet they're made of super-soft cashmere and feel like being swaddled in candyfloss kisses.

He would call it "sorta dopeless" then swish off to find Zelda for a mint julep

Lay off the grapefruit? Did I miss a memo?

allegedly shtupped the lead singer, Max George.

Why the hell did i sign up for this turkey?

Arrrrgh, that's reminded me how my dad came into my bedroom one day and threw a book on the bed, saying "I think this is the appropriate book for people of your age" and then left. We never spoke of it again (but i did re-read the sex bits a few times subsequently)

I'm worried that they used the green condom and she still ended up pregnant. I know they're not 100% effective but this is not the message we need to send to kids!

Top tip: Stay relevant as an actress by making it obvious you're not wearing any underwear to a fancy do - the world's media will eat that shit up.

The giant safety pin also foretells the advent of punk rock. SO ahead of their time.

Also they look like they're made of kale. Wearing kale on your feet is a step too far, amirite? *badumtish etc*

Oh wow, thank you. that's amazing!

42,890 people were asked to compile their Top 10 Restaurants to Not Take My Wife To

God yeah, and sex with actual boys who you don't end up getting married to. And i have vague memories of back braces for people with S-shaped spines that I haven't ever managed to translate into real world experience. Yet!

I learned everything i know today about improving my bust from Judy. Sigh.

Gorgeous but always getting in the way of the world being saved. It's a burden some people have to bear I guess.

You're right, who cares what it actually does. Let's let the love flow free!

Who could have known that being normalized would become so aspirational?

I'm just going to put this here as this seems to be where we're doing it - Does anyone know if there's any purpose to me recommending posts (as a perennial "Grey section commenter"). Does it actually do anything or am i just pissing in the wind?

I must know your gif making secrets... HOW?