Oh Dawn... Young, annoying Dawn. Who knew you could so totally redeem yourself by growing up into the MAGNIFICENT Georgina Sparks?

Though he does look a bit shiny and could probably do with a bit of a pat down with some papier poudre

I am now picturing him saying my favourite 50 shades dialogue:

*haz nineties flashback*

I thought it was just that ginger rhymes with ninja, and ginger ninja is a fun thing to yell at someone.

i'll take the one with the overgrown facial hair

Those eyes look old and weary. If only we could know what they have seen.

In that case he won't mind being referred to as a dick

excuse me while i swoooon

i'm going to neg this article in the hope that it will eventually sleep with me

au contraire, i'm clenching right now

yeah, saying that is almost as bad as not knowing how to detach audio in iMovie

Can someone tell him we're all using mooncups these days? No one wants all that extra bulk.