Meanwhile, Nathan Chen just quietly teaches himself the quadruple axel.

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why is this okay?

It’ll be really interesting to see the bogus reason the internet chooses to decide it collectively can’t stand him next week or so.

You guys make me happy. Also you are amazing with her needs. I cannot imagine what it feels like to have a parent who did that stuff for me. And didn’t exact payment.

Hello, and same, so same.

I’ve seen you around these parts or a while and you’re too awesome for all this mess. I hope he gets it together or your find someone as awesome as you are.

If anyone wants a thread to debrief from a miserable Valentine’s Day, this is it.

I had a baby you guys! She was born on February 14th, she’s a hilariously good baby and my c-section recovery has been a freaking dream. We’re already home after only 2 days in the hospital! Here’s a picture because I’m dying to show her off!

Big Foot met with her psychiatrist on Wed.- he has concerns about her developing OCD and her ongoing sleep problems as well as increased delusions. Overall though, she has been feeling okay and knock on wood, has had no more seizures since the new med was started. But, the psychiatrist called in a refill of the wrong…

But since he gave it to her on a holiday, she won’t have to give it back in case of a separation or divorce.

“My other question is: Why allow makeup to be returned in the first place?”

NO! Goodness...

this is the content I live for

“Jérémie Renier”?! Really? When did we give France permission to make their own Jeremy Renner? I don’t even particularly like him but now I feel fiercely defensive of him. 

I’m sorry, but there are trolls literally harassing and stalking some users, which has had a very real result of driving some posters away, and your problem is that two regulars are posting...regularly?

Big Foot had another seizure- this time less than 5 minutes long. She will be seeing her neurologist in 2 months. Meanwhile, she has a new medication which she already hates because now there are 4 for her to take “like a sick person”.

I’d say that she is a cautionary tale in that, no matter what you do as a woman, you’re probably doing it wrong. Don’t age, but don’t look like you are resisting aging! So get plastic surgery, but don’t look like you have plastic surgery!

I like Christian Siriano a lot, but this collection looks pretty tacky, IMO.

Early twenties? Your typing sounds like a grumpy late forties.